Wednesday, May 31, 2006
The Boys are Back in Town


Planned on just going out this AM for a short spin just to check and be sure the bike was shifting and working OK before making the trip. It was soooo nice out I ended up doing an easy 20 miles. 7th consecutive day on the bike. I WILL rest tomorrow. I'm not much into the numbers thing, but I did sit down and figure the last weeks totals:
285 miles on the "road". 20 of that fire roads on the CX bike.
58 miles of sweet single track in 2 days. 14 of it on a very overgeared SS.
Feels REALLY good to be tired and sore.
Heading up to Richmond to watch the pros at the Captek Classic. Then some Richmond MTBing on Friday.
RideOn
JB
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Remember Memorial Day

A while back I remember hearing that the number one income generator in Virginia Beach is farming, followed by tourism. After seeing these endless miles of farms, I don't think that's changed.
Although Virginia Beach is one of the largest (by area) cities in the state, I'm sure that I've ridden a bicycle on EVERY road that's worth riding in this City. Most more times than I can count.
Riding endless flat roads like this is only slightly more entertaining than riding on an indoor trainer.
Figured the group would probably hit Blackwater around 9:30. But 3 hours of boring flatness was turning my brain to mush, so I went back to the bridge for some repeats to kill the monotony 'till they got there. Over, back.....over, back....... I was about to give up on 'em the third time over, then there they were going up as I was cruising down. Quick U-turn and back up after 'em.
Lots of folks out on the nice day. Art the (skinny) Dart had snapped a spoke on the way out. Didn't stop him from attacking on the way back over the bridge. The "low 20's" ride, morphed into a "easy ride out........rest in Blackwater..........hammer it back in at 25+++" ride. No shortage of strong riders here.
It was a great day to be out there. Mad props to Liz and MikeMc who did Mountains of Misery the day before and were still out there spinning the miles away. Lucy and Dag also completed the century ride. Jerry did the double metric. WTG.
Had a nice discussion about the Maslow thing and just how (or if) cycling can be an exercise self-actualization .
"Is chasing BAR points a self-actualizing experience?"
"Almost certainly not................
unless you get the jersey." lol
HAH!
Got out at 6AM today for my 6th day in a row on a bike. A few solo loops with some threshold repeats up and down Shore Dr. The weekend and yesterday's ride, combined with tonight's crit seems to have taken it's toll on the 7:15er............I saw only 4 in the group as they headed up Atlantic.
RideOn
JB
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Bad Blogger



How much of a factor was the wind? One stretch of road into the wind took 58 minutes. Same stretch on the way back (with almost 5 hours in my legs) took 42 minutes.
Felt great to be out there getting my
RideOn
esp. w/no flats!
JB
Monday, May 22, 2006
Word for the Day ----- FLAT
(A bit of) The aftermath from the morning road ride.
Insane. That's maybe 1/2 of the tubes we went through. A loose rim band was sliding around, exposing the sharp edges of the inside spoke holes.
The second time around, Crazy hard at work............
While I gaze off at the beautiful day.
Wild Bill says "Not again!"
50 yards down the road - BANG. An old borrowed tube blows and the entertainment starts.Finally was able to ride all the way back after Crazy sliced up (one of many available) old tubes wrapped it around on the inside of a new one to "double bag" the thing.
Great to have a team that was willing to stand around and wait will the repairs went on. That was above and beyond the call. Big thanks to all. Especially BillW Richard and Mike.
A short respite at the old standby ......
then over to Ipswich for a ride on the SS. 17-20 people for a group ride to check out the work done and ride the new loop.
The EVMA contingent of Kirk, Larry and the Evil Genious himself. Great work by all reopening the tight twisties of the old park.
K-Dog always finds the camera, or does it always find him?
Unfortunately the flats weren't done for the day.
Big round of applause to Kevin, Mike and DanG who did both rides, logging some major saddle time on a gorgeous day.
SO ends the mother of all photo blogs.
Finally :
My throat doesn't hurt
My ear doesn't hurt, the fluid is gone and the ringing is all but passed
My bruised, swollen leg doesn't hurt - Aside from the sweet soreness of the last 2 days on the bike.
RideOn
JB
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Back in the Saddle




Tomorrow Crazy is leading a 4 hour "easy long " ride. This led to much discussion about what long and easy are. Well you know that's all relative. I have to show up just to see if he can actually ride long and ride easy.
Then off to a real rarity - a mountain bike group ride in Hampton Roads. Should be a nice turnout at Ipswich Sunday afternoon. Complete w/picnic afterwards. I sure do Love2Ride.
RideOn
JB
Friday, May 19, 2006
But the GIMP is sleeping...........
"Well wake him up."
Now feet aint pretty but this is pretty amazing :

Club foot just 2 days ago. Even Lance (the cat) couldn't figure out what was going on. He just looked up at me as if to say "You no MTB ridin' fool. You better get out and practice more."

Hate to expose myself this way, but since many on the TriPower team are exposing themselves in a far more interesting way............................... I won't feel too bad about it. Yep. Liz let the cat out of the bag.....so to speak. The TriPower Nude Cycling Calender is in production. You read that right. The full Monte. I love our team. NONONO........... no pictures of yours truly, there are many far more appealing to the eye than me. So place your orders soon, get 'em quick. They're sure to fly off the shelves.
Oh yeah - On my way home after dropping the car off I pass this local Country Club about a mile from the crib. All kinds of remote news trucks out there, suburbans w/smoked out windows, well dressed guys in dark jackets and sunglasses. Did a double take, almost stopped and took my camera out. Was just having too much fun riding to slow down. Later in the day I find out it was all in preparation for our luminous leader.........GeeDoubya hisself. HAH.
Tomorrow we'll see just how good dafeet really feel.
Feets don't fail me now, 'cause I'm gonna go out tomorrow and get some more
RideOn
JB
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Go and Get the GIMP

Almost 2 weeks after Lodi I still have club foot. One attempted recovery ride the Tuesday following and my foot was almost too swollen afterward to take my shoe off. Not the foot at the end of this leg, but the other one. Been gimping around for close to 2 weeks. Daily wrapping with ACE bandage, and anti-inflammatories ad nauseum. But things are getting better every day and rides will be attempted this weekend. Maybe even tonight. Going to try really hard not to do any of this stuff:
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You can NOT watch that without a good wince or 3.

Roberio, Charles C and me at the BDAY par-tay
Got some parts in and will be wrenching the Epic tonight. Big EVMA group ride to commemorate the NEW Ipswich on Sunday. Planning on doing the ride Viking style.
May is National Bike Month and tomorrow is National Bike to Work Day. Get on your steed, save some fossil fuel and ride to work. The Mayor of Orlando is doing it. Florida is one of the most bike friendly states I've ever ridden in.
RideOn
JB
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Ultra Distance Madness

Only 25 days left till RAAM start. If you know anyone that would like to crew, UltraRob is short a crew member or 2. Would be a good adventure for a college student or someone with the summer off. The dates are from June 11th through the 21st. From California to Atlantic City. Rob will pay food and lodging. Just email me - this blog's name at mindspring dot com. I can hook ya'll up.
Drivin' the train, cause somebody has to.
RideOn
JB
PS - What happened to Jimmy's blog - 2DRUNK2SHIFT? Is it now 2DRUNK2BLOG? or maybe 2MARRIED2DRINK, or 2MARRIED2BLOG? you're guess is as good as mine. I'll have to go ask.
Monday, May 15, 2006
The World Cup of Crap
T.Wells and JB have their own accounts posted already. Jeremiah actually grabbed a course cutting rider by the collar and pulled him back in. HAH - I wish I was spectating....sounds like they needed a few self-appointed course marshals. JH-K finished first among the Americans.
What kind of freaky light fork is Specialized running on their World Cup Epics?
This doper is back already? Seems like only yesterday.
Mr. 24 (aka Mr. 12) Kicked some arse over in Wisconsin. Report here.
Anxious awaiting all the stories from the Koko.

RideOn
JB
Saturday, May 13, 2006
On the (Inter)National Scene
World Cup numero dos is happenin' over in Spain. Numero tres next weekend. T.Wells, the other JB, JH-K, Nick Ranno, Adam Craig and a slew of other fast folks are out there getting their EuroTrash RideOn. This tall guy is parlaying a super cross season into a great year so far on the MTB. Bet you didn't know he has a BLOG.
Added and rearranged some linkage over to the left. Trekker Tristen has been pretty regular with his posts, getting NORBA results up faster than all the cycling news media. He's riding well too.
Got caught up reading some (printed) VeloNews. Interesting article about the UltraEndurance 100 Series which starts soon at the Mohican 100. Fisher fast guy, and national solo 24 hour champ Cameron Chambers is making the series a priority and plans on arriving a week early at EACH venue to soak up all the local knowledge he can. Best of luck. "Met" him at Big Bear. While I was pushing my rear derailleurless stead up 6 miles of hills the lead group of 3 flies by. The Goat, Hendershot, and Cameron. Mr. Chambers shouts out "Need anything?". Actually had the feeling he'd of stopped if I said yes. Later on during an early morning lap he did stop to help w/a flat. He's a great rider and a class act.
The GIRO is just catching full stride and heads into it's second week. Lookin' like a showdown between Il Falco and Basso. I vote on the Disco boys.
A post with no photo? Dam, I must be slippin'.

Lodi is taking on the persona of that older brother that would always pick on you and whoop your ass when you asked for it, but you keep going back for more. Next year is mine.
RideOn
JB
A Saddleless Saturday
The Blue/Orange TriPower flame train was there and gone in a blink of an eye, with TimS(tud) pulling 'em along and stringin' 'em out. Just a warm up for the 75+ miles that followed. I was left to sit and work in the office, massaging (as Liz would say) my blog (note the new logos and linkage up above) while dreaming about being out there, burning up the pavement with mi hombres.
A cheesy video, or how to stretch 8 seconds of film into 30.
Raw footage can be seen here.
Others caught at the stop light:

Good to see Marc back on the bike after a helmet splattering crash a month ago at 30+ in the last turn of the C3 Crit. The only rider in front of him flatted. Sumanabeetch.
Adam is attempting to do the audioblog thing during the Kokopelli Trail Race, so check his site out. Not sure there'll be much cell phone coverage between Moab and Fruita, but I hope so.
RideOn
JB
Friday, May 12, 2006
Ride for Life

Good luck to all the crazies in the 142 mile Kokopelli Trail Race tomorrow.
Got some nice (post-Lodi) bruises up and down my right leg. I love MTBing.
RideOn
JB
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Wake Up, This is the Real World

"life is hard... marriage is not always easy... there is a correlation between sacrifice and achievement "
nuf said. Getting married for your own personal fulfillment (man or woman) as many on the show are doing, is undeniably selfish and the first step down the path to failure (I may be an expert here). I'll shutup now.
More Lodi stuff.
Here's an idea of just how the course is laid out :
Not very clear? Maybe this will help :That place and the race have become a focus of many of my idle thoughts. I can't wait to go back again next year. Despite (or maybe because of) the physical beating I took. Dealing with the poison ivy, the midnight start, the lack of sleep, the tight and twisty root covered trails littered with seemingly endless log hops. It's all part of the mystique. Even more so are the stories of triumph and defeat, friendship and brotherhood, joy and happiness. What really makes the event special is the people that participate. Unfortunately we never seem to get enough time to sit and BS because we're all so wrapped up in the tasks at hand. Doing what we have to do to set up camp, get our selfs and our equipment ready and getting the job done. Many reports have surfaced, and more likely will. So if you like reading real race reports from real people, with real lives, in the real world (I love it), check some of these links when you have some time to waste. They're good reads.
Soiled Chamois
Fatmarc
RickyD
Gwadzilla
Team City Bikes
Now go out and get your
RideOn
JB
Monday, May 08, 2006
Stuck on Lodi....Again

Some (painfully obvious) things I learned (again) at Lodi :
If you have fluid in your ear, riding at night can be difficult
- In the battle of flesh vs. tree, tree will always prevail
- 29ers roll over everything, especially logs, easier (doh)
- You can't fit a quarter in a dime slot
- I love 2 ride
If you have fluid in your ear, riding at night can be difficult
I've had fluid in my right ear for about a week. Aside from the incessant ringing the only problem I've noticed was keeping my balance when the lights are out or my eyes are closed. I was wondering if it would effect riding at night. It did. Which leads to the next revelation :
In the battle of flesh vs. tree, tree will always prevail

Handlebar clips a tree on a downhill
I attempt an over the bar dismount
Bike settles pointed straight down with handlebar stem on the trail side of said tree, and the horn of the seat hooked around the other side of the tree.
My leg, just above the knee, is pointed almost straight up and stuck in the triangle formed by the tree, the top tube and the seatpost. I could barely touch the ground with my other foot, so I'm suspended upside down, with all my (rather considerable) weight hanging from from upper leg. Felt like my femur was about to snap. There was NOTHING I could do to free myself. It was like a UFC submission hold, I was tapping out, and there was no referee around to tell the tree to release me. Luckily one of the Arsenal riders (Trevor I think?) came by and helped me out of the leg lock. He said he'd been in the same position before. Muchas Gracias man, you saved my leg. Crazy stuff.


I changed clothes, nursed my wounds, and took a brief nap till the sun came up. Legs were very sore, (from the trees not the riding) but I still wanted to ride, if only to find out if it really was the darkness that was messing up my balance. So I did. Suited up again and hopped on my SS. Leads to next revelation :
29ers roll over everything, especially logs, easier (doh)
My technical skills are rather limited by my meager 18 months of MTB experience. Last year at Lodi I was clueless and clumsy when it came to riding over logs, and opted to dismount over many. This year, even on my 26er I was able to ride over all of 'em. The 29er made it even that much easier. I can't wait till next year. It's amazing how easy it looks when you watch someone that's really good at it. RickyD's little video really helped, no joke. Only fall I had was trying to squeeze my bars through one of the many tight spots. Even with good balance :

Well, you really can, but it requires a quick twist and shimmy that I just didn't have at that point in time. The bars on my RIG are a bit too wide for Lodi. They'll be cut down for next year.

I Love 2 Ride
Sometimes even the worse of days are the best. This was the first time I'd ever ridden my SS in a "race", and the furthest I'd ever ridden a SS in one day. Towards the end of that last lap I was getting some cramps in areas I'd never cramped before. Can't wait to do it again.

Also saw DT. He gets the "Most Innovative Trail Tool Award" There was a low hanging tree across the trail right before the 4 mile sign. DT tried to help everyone out by raising it.................with his head. I don't think it moved much, but the effort was appreciated. Be careful out there, hope you're not too sore today.
Seemed like City Bikes was winning everything out there. Well done.
RideOn
JB